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About the Tour              

bulletThe tour takes about 4 to 4.5 hours, depending on traffic.
bulletYears of experience doing these tours have PROVEN that a tour that begins at 10 A.M. or earlier on a Sunday, can mean all the difference between seeing as much as possible or sitting in a traffic jam on a Saturday afternoon or before a Cub's game.
bulletThere are no individual tours. These jaunts are for groups of 25 to 50 participants. If you are a member of a club, historical or genealogical society, tavern owner, etc. and can put together a group, this is the perfect venue. If you own a tavern, there's nothing like having 50 customers come back to your bar for a few hours of after-tour enjoyment.
bulletCost is $40 per person. There's a standard contract, half down 3 weeks before the tour, the remainder 1 week before the tour. ALL TOURS WILL BE PREPAID.
bulletWe use a climate-controlled bus with toilet. No raggedy school buses.
bulletThere is no drinking nor smoking on the bus. If you need a smoke, we make plenty of stops and get out to get a closer look at some of the buildings on the tour. If you need a smoke, grab one before we reboard. We can also can arrange for the tour to begin and end at the Goose Island brewpub on Clybourn. Take advantage of their fine selection of beers after the tour.
bulletI've done this tour without drinking allowed onboard and with drinking onboard. Drinking onboard means too much frat-house trouble, additional security deposits to the bus company, litter, unexpected bodily fluids, etc., and doesn't make for an enjoyable tour for others. (Man, could I tell you some stories!)

FAQs:

Q. Can we go inside one of the breweries?
A. No. The last old-time brewery closed in 1978. We are touring what's left of the existing structures. Many of them have been converted to condos, warehouses, or business sites and wouldn't appreciate 50 people trampling through their front rooms while enjoying their morning coffee. Goose Island Beer Company has a bottling plant on west Fulton but is not set up for tours.

The Best Brewery

Q. Will we stop for lunch?
A. No. C'mon. It's only a 4 to 4.5 hour tour. If we stop to eat, that's less sites that we will be able to see. Eat a big breakfast or knock yourself out when we get back to the Goose Island brewpub.

The Hickory Pit in Bridgeport.
Scene of the murder in 1955 of
Lou Greenberg, owner of the
infamous Canadian Ace Brewery

O. Why is the tour so long?
A. Because if I shorten it, someone will complain that it's too short. Seriously, these sites are scattered throughout the city -- mostly on the North Side -- and not lined up like museum displays. It takes time to get from one site to another, especially if traffic becomes a problem.

Q. How many sites will we see?
A. All depends. Once again, traffic and even weather conditions can slow us down. Expect to view anywhere between 12 to 20 sites.

Q. I paid but couldn't make it to the tour. Can I get a refund.
A. No. If you booked the tour through a group, talk to the organizer.

 

If you'd like to put your name of a list of individuals who'd like to take the tour, send me an e-mail. I'll continue to build the list until we hit a reasonable sized group.

toddlintown@comcast.net with your

name
number of participants
telephone number


Anheuser-Busch Companies

Beer Business Daily

Beer Marketer's Insights

BOSS

Brewers Association Beertown

Brookston Beer Bulletin

Chicago Beer Society

Goose Island Beer Company

InBev

Miller Brewing Co.

Molson Coors Brewing Company

National Beer Wholesalers Association

Rate Beer

The Beer Institute

Three Floyds

Two Brothers Brewing Company